12 things I’ve learned by being patient and really LISTENING to my pup:
- (NOT rushing to the lease in the morning) You won’t pee outside in the pouring rain, why should I?
- (whining at his food bowl) Mom, some got stuck under the dish and I can’t reach it, help!
- (tilted side head) – WTF, Mom?!?!
- (nose in face first thing in morning) Mom, I want belly scratches, kisses, hugs, play time, you name it, I want it…NOW.
- (not getting out of bed on Saturday morning) Ugh Mom, it’s like…way early…come back to bed and snuggle with me.
- (mom has tears, jack jumps in my lap) Momma, please don’t cry. Let me wipe those tears away, OK?
- (yawning while playing a game with mom) This game is so boring, mom.
- (yelping at his toy box) Mom, you put all my favorite toys at the very bottom of the toy box and I can’t reach them! I need to do roll call on the 15 tennis balls!
- (Mom pulling out her clogging shoes to practice in the kitchen) OHHHH, Mom’s gonna play with her feet, time to get every single tennis ball and try to get her to accidentally kick them to me!
- (pushing up against mom while she’s watching T.V on the couch) MMMOOOOOOOMMM, get your butt off my blanket!!
- (Jack makes a smelly fart then looks at me) WHOA Mom, that was SOO gross. Let me know next time, K thanks? (Then he jumps off the couch and pretends it was ME who did it!!)
- (Tail wagging really fast while giving mom kisses) Mom, I love you so much! Thanks for being my momma!!
Love,
A Very Proud Dog Momma
