Ladies - Stop Talking!
Ladies, Ladies, Ladies…let’s have a little discussion. First of all, whenever a woman says “I have to go the restroom”, all the other females in the room automatically follow her, even if they don’t have to go! I’d like to list a few pointers for the ladies to follow when going to the powder room.
- It’s okay to talk. Just STOP talking once you walk into the stall. I don’t want to be doing my business while listening to the latest cubicle gossip.
- Wash your hands. If you don’t want to clean up after yourself and you’re the ONLY one in the restroom at the time, by all means…be disgusting. But, if there is someone else in the bathroom, just take the two seconds to wash your damn hands. Even if that lady is not with you.
- Don’t hog the sink to do your hair, makeup, adjust, etc. Most bathrooms have a small washing area, please don’t hog it up to do your morning beauty routine. That’s what your home bathroom is for. Wake up 10 minutes earlier if it’s a time issue.
- Don’t take the handicap stall first. This should be a given, but I guess not. The first lady in the door should always use the correct stall. If the only stall left is the handicap stall, do your business quickly and get out of there. It’s just rude for a handicap person that needs that stall to have to wait because you’re using the private sink in the stall to do your hair, makeup, etc.
- Don’t spray your perfumes. The bathroom is tiny, in most cases. Spraying your “apple cherry watermelon sparkles body mist” isn’t gonna make you smell better, it’s just gonna make me sick. Take a shower. At home.
- Take the boyfriend booty chat somewhere else. The bathroom is not a phone booth. Hiding in the bathroom to place a call is just obnoxious. If you shouldn’t be making that call in your office, then you shouldn’t be making the call at work at all. Hang up.
There you have it, ladies. I’m pretty sure it’s not JUST me that feels this way. So grow up and use the toiler for what it was intended for, your waste.
Brandi
Ladies’ Room Pro
